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Wednesday, May 30, 2012
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Friday, May 25, 2012
Ksenia Sobchak revealed the secret of Prokhorov's nomination for president ( video)
TV host Ksenia Sobchak, the person familiar with the oligarch Mikhail Prokhorov commented on the statement of intent to run for presidential election.
... There is a chance that he could become a real alternative ... According to Sobchak, before Vladimir Putin's rivals did not, they may become Prokhorov.
However, the chances of being elected a new candidate for a bit, says TV presenter - ... Chance of becoming president of his yet, but a protest with the delay over the area - there is a. I have a choice! ...
Shortly after the manner of socialite raised their awareness of issues in the backroom: ... all agreed. The Kremlin understood that we need an alternative. Prokhorov, a businessman, he will not lose money and do not want to sit. Without permission would not become a monkey, but he can beat them. ...
Ksenia Sobchak, the person familiar with the businessman, said that ...
... Khrushchev, and then, too, Gorby were initially agreed upon. Everything depends on it ...
It is curious that in this case Sobchak solidarity co unregistered People's Freedom Party ( Parnassus), Boris Nemtsov, writes ' Nezavisimaya Gazeta '.
Prokhorov, ... Its mission - to sakkumulirovat a protest voters and help Putin was elected, 'said Boris Nemtsov, and on behalf of the PARNAS added: ...
Millarder himself at a press briefing on Monday insisted that without notifying anyone of his decision - ' even friends in the Kremlin and the White House ' quotes ' RBC daily'. He said that after leaving the project ' Just Cause ' is not met either the president or the prime minister or the first deputy head of presidential administration, Vladislav Surkov, who was in the midst of a scandal with a ' Just Cause ' in September, denounced as a ' puppet master '.
However, a source close to the presidential administration, told Vedomosti that the decision to go to Prokhorov's presidency does not come as a surprise for Putin. According to him, a billionaire and kept contact with the prime minister and his closest associates, such as the Chairman of the Board of Directors ' Russia ' by Yuri Kovalchuk and CEO of the state corporation ...
ru.
The nomination for the presidency Prokhorov - a tactical decision, I am sure the source publication. This will reduce the stress in the Kremlin and weaken public protests. And because the protesters in Moscow - it's mostly the middle class, they could become Prokhorov distracting figure summarizes the source of ' Sheets '.
The company ... On this, as the channel ... Previously, the intention to buy Prokhorov's ...
ru.
The reactions from the ... Head of Foreign Damian Kudryavtsev just told RIA Novosti that if the proposal by Prokhorov really go, it will consider the shareholders' meeting.
Not yet known or potential value of the transaction, nor the motives of Mikhail Prokhorov, who this week announced his intention to run for president of Russia. Earlier, media reported Prokhorov's interest in television ' Rain ', owned by Natalie Sindeeva.
Earlier, Prokhorov also accused in the preliminary arrangements with the Kremlin, but later he explained the real motives behind the split in the party ' Right Cause ', which he led for a while, the desire to get the opponents ' control over party funds ...
ru.
Ksenia Sobchak in the air ... The offer was made after Prokhorov said that ...
NTVshniki supported the idea of a dispute between socialite and billionaire Alexei Pivovarov and even offered to split the hand Prokhorov dispute. However, Prokhorov, in response to a remembered history in 2007 when Sobchak offered his hand and heart, but he refused it. In the end, he apologized to her for this refusal, and said that the girls did not argue.
We recall that a few days ago Prokhorov said he intends to compete with Putin for the presidency in March 2012. The day before he has passed all the required documents to the CEC.
Even a guess is not interesting, why Mikhail Prokhorov itch to run for president. In any case, the nomination is - from the style of a provincial booth, which was so successfully inculcated in the political life of Russia Vladislav Surkov. Here, instead of politicians and some mirage mask, people - random strangers and say a voice. What do we know about the candidate Prokhorov? . And it is not like other oligarchs, who pretended to have no interest, but in fact interested in. She gave him a real say on the drum. Of all the newspapers, we know that he was interested in sports and girls, and he does some questionable e -mobile. And it may very normal for a portrait of a young self-made billionaire. But what have the president of Russia?.
But it is understandable why the nomination should Prokhorov, Mr. Putin. First of all, Prokhorov - is like an independent candidate from the business, but still, thanks to billions, with a worldwide reputation. He was - ... But who then will tell Mr. Putin that he had no rival in the election of independent, representing the ...
Second, Prokhorov, Putin needs as a man capable of paint in gay colors, its color basketball Casanova Groundhog Day Russian presidential elections: Putin, Zyuganov, Zhirinovsky, Mironov, Putin, Zyuganov... he needed and as the man who first recognized his defeat March 5. Actually, yes, Mr. Prokhorov and Mr. Putin, otveshivaya compliment each other these days, have already started to play the reprise of the noble men rivals that came to a fair fight. As if we did not know that the fighting between members of the cooperative ...
But most importantly, why Mikhail Prokhorov, Putin needs - is it because he is not only dangerous but also very useful. In the rapid social changes, when Putin's mythology falls apart before our eyes, the billionaire Prokhorov is a rare example of someone ... As a billionaire, and a representative of the Moscow overgorged glamor, he deliberately provoked the split of society into right and left.
Meanwhile, the real theme of the upcoming March 4 vote goes in a completely different plane, and, conversely, brings people right and left views. March 4, Russian voters are going to figure out a different question. And therefore, the billionaire Prokhorov, and going, apparently, to join him, Alexei Kudrin, will work to undermine the national agenda of its association with the rigid wing liberal camp and perform an irritant to the left and center-left.
The main candidate for the national elections on March 4, equal to a close and the right and left, already defined. This candidate is quite intelligible political face. The candidate that can be called the Constitutional Order. That people are willing for him to vote March 4 and the fighting, even if his name will not be visible in the bulletin and on the clearance.
The return to constitutional order - this is a national agenda. She has specific items: the abolition of rigged elections and punish counterfeiters, the return of these direct elections of governors, increased cancellation deadlines for the Duma and the president, the abolition of censorship, restrictions and persecution for their political activities, law enforcement to curb crime and corruption permissiveness.
Compared with the order, under the flags of which Mr Putin has strengthened once in power, this new, rapidly gaining adherents order is completely different content. The order can be expressed by the phrase: ... Hard-won sense of a new formula: the government should obey the law. This is a general mandate and the requirement for the next president of Russia: to obey the law. And he who does not comply with it - will not be able to become president, even with the active assistance magician Churov.
In this sense, the upcoming elections determined not only a prime candidate, but the main antikandidat. In his four-hour conversation with his own reflection, Mr. Putin has shown a complete misunderstanding of the national agenda. Subject to the law and its lack of accountability was sverhideey his teleposlaniya. ...
The plot of the election March 4 determined. If Vladimir Putin believes that to win him enough that this story will not be listed on the ballot, he is mistaken. You can win elections with Prokhorov. But you can not win elections with voters.
See the program ...
On the subject:. Elections to the Duma - total falsification (Video).
On the subject:. United Russia - remains the ruling party (Video).
On the subject:. Blog posts - how to rig the elections (Video).
Discuss.
Friday drilled
The hospital began the annual report, so I am almost the whole day will not be. Therefore I suggest to play in the drilled. In order to simplify the rules, do as follows: each writes in the comments, only two lines rhyme with each other.
I start with four lines that tie the story was clear.
Next you will have at least two lines (can be longer if pret ):.
Moneymaker went home.
Intelligent, kind and buhoy.
Suddenly, toward Santa.
He brought him to warez.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
World experience of state support for solar energy
Continuing the series of articles about the current worldwide programs of state support for solar energy (. USA. ,. Germany. ), I would like to summarize the information about how the industry is promoted in various countries. For example, the G8 countries have pledged to reduce global greenhouse gas emissions in half by 2050, and the EU - a plan to increase the share of renewable energy sources for energy up to 20% by 2020.
In addition, in some states, the following benefits and incentives:.
Germany.
- Effective preferential procurement rate - € 0. 34-0. 47/kVt, which is fixed at 20 years, depending on the type and capacity of the system, carried out a gradual tariff reduction to 8-9. 5% by 2011.
- No limit on the annual installed capacity.
Israel.
- Effective preferential procurement rate - € 0. 4/kVt, which is fixed at 20 years and is being reduced rate of 4 % from 2011.
- Abolition of tax on income received by owners of solar panels from the sale of excess energy.
- Benefits for the kibbutz on land use for solar generators.
Spain.
- Effective preferential procurement rate - € 0. 41-0. 44/kVt, fixed for 25 years, depending on the type and capacity of the system, the tariff is reduced from 2009.
- The limit on annual installed capacity - 400mW ( reduced from 2009).
Italy.
- Effective preferential procurement rate - € 0. 36-0. 49/kVt ( fixed at 20 years, depending on the type and capacity of the system, reduction of tariffs by 2% from 2009).
- The limit on annual installed capacity - 1,200 MW.
China.
- There are preferential purchase prices according to the formula: cost of ...
- The Government supports projects in the field of solar energy, especially for remote areas.
USA.
- There are federal tax credits (up to 30 %) for establishing the solar system and tax incentives at the state level for the manufacturers of equipment for solar energy.
- In most states, grid operators are obliged to purchase of electricity from renewable sources.
- ... reach 1.75 GW of installed capacity.
Switzerland.
- Preferential procurement rate - € 0. 3-0. 56/kVt fixed at 25 years, depending on the type and capacity of the system.
South Korea.
- Preferential procurement rate - € 0. 46-0. 48/kVt fixed for 15-20 years, depending on the power system, there is a reduction of tariffs by 4% from 2009.
Japan.
- The government plans to renew the policy to encourage the industry to reach 100 GW of installed capacity by 2030.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
And once again about reading
Tomorrow parent meeting in the class 4b. How to find a word for parents is not just about the benefits of reading about the need to share? . A wonderful article by Marina Aromshtam, Chapter. Editor of ' Preschool education ' is called 'Three variations on the theme of children's reading '. Many of the faithful thought, backed by stunning examples and comparisons. For example: ' We are witnessing a very interesting process of the present - go read, especially the reading of classic and highly artistic literature, in the discharge. elite. Occupation. In this golden key to the secret door into the world of reading lies not in the teacher's pocket, in your pocket. parent reading. '.
Or here (referring to the fact that many parents after the child learns to read, stop to read it yourself): ... Two processes - listen to your reading and read the most - have very different objectives and are based on quite different mechanisms. You're not going to encourage your child to walk many kilometers the route, citing the fact that he had already taken the first steps? '. Indeed, and speak at a crowded meeting, too, no one can make a child solely on the basis of what he has learned to speak. The advantage of this paper is the fact that the game offers several methods for imparting. love of reading.
I will have more than once watched as their parents after the collaborative activities, unreadable kids start walking to the library. And today, have come those who on Saturday for the first time with their parents were at our club. Of course, I picked up and said to each word of approval, admiration for their work. And you know, the first time in three years, I saw a smile Artem.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Dinosaurs disappeared a few hours
In developing the latest, most accurate ever built to date, three-dimensional models of Chicxulub crater, U.S. geophysicists have established a number of previously unknown circumstances of the death of the remarkable 70% of living species on Earth.
This cataclysm occurred on the Yucatan Peninsula, that is, on the territory of modern Mexico, about 65 million years ago.
The fall of the meteorite, which resulted in the Chicxulub crater, and was the cause of extinction of most plants and animals that inhabited our planet then, including the dinosaurs. When you create a model, scientists have revised previous estimates the trajectory of a celestial object entering the Earth's atmosphere and concluded that the meteorite entered the Earth's crust is much deeper than expected. Accordingly, when it falls into the atmosphere fell by 6.5 times more water.
Amphibians are animals are not able to make a sharp rise in temperature, resulting from chemical reactions in the crater, and died. How to involve employees of the University of Texas, it happened much faster than it was customary to think of so far - just a few hours or days after the disaster. The reason for the mass death of living creatures, and have large-scale fires that erupted after the fall of the meteorite. Among the extinct dinosaurs were.
The reaction between sulfur deposits on the walls of the crater and turned the water into steam continued and led to the formation of sulfate aerosols, which, in turn, produced a devastating impact on the biosphere of the Earth: significantly lowered the temperature of the air and began to cause heavy and prolonged acid rain.
According to the head of research geophysicist Sean Gulick and his colleagues, the fall of the meteorite has led to irreversible climatic changes due to the imbalance emerged after the acid in the atmosphere and oceans. Increase in its acidity, scientists believe caused the extinction of most species of marine life. Survived only by those who were characterized by pH -stability.
However, researchers do not tend to think of the fall of a meteorite 65 million years ago, the only reason for the mass extinction of living creatures on the planet. According to them, I say a particular combination of environmental factors acting in a long time after the disaster.
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Sunday, May 6, 2012
What prevents the implementation of mezhvedomostvennogo document?
I've got a few days ago, the regular conversation on the topic. Word for word - came to the conclusion that the problem lies in the fact that the system nasheno gosudrastvennogo management is not appropriate for the organization interaction mezhvedostvennogo.
In general, the problem is known for Automator: To effectively use the new technical possibilities for increasing the efficiency of the enterprise, you need to, sometimes quite radical, re-engineering all of the organizational structure of management.
Thursday, May 3, 2012
anecdote
- What is the groove on the tablet, dividing it in half?.
- If a person is very ill and can not swallow a pill, it is inserted in the ass and twist screwdriver.
The lesson of sex education.
Teacher: - Children, we begin to study an interesting subject. Very soon,.
in our class boys interested in girls, and girls.
boys.
Little Johnny: - Maria Ivanovna, but can those who have already fucked, go play in the.
football?.
Walks into a bar completely naked lady. Fits to the bar, sits down. The bartender looks at it carefully. She told him:.
- Well, Che staring at? .
- Yes, a woman is what I 've seen. I was just wondering where you 'll get the money.
Without taking his eyes off the tables, which were false nails, eyelashes, wig and false teeth, he wept and prayed,.
- Lord, save me from what will come out of the bathroom!.
- What's wrong with your hands?! .
Prosecutor:.
- The defendant committed the crime of rare courage, skill and wealth of imagination.
defendant:.
- There is no need to praise me, I still will not confess!.
The inscription at the entrance to the office neuropsychiatrist: ...
Tea can be brewed 7 times. On the eighth tea leaves float to look at this redneck!.
A man comes home and the wife's mother calls from the doorway:.
- Pour me, mom, 50 grams of vodka.
- Are you really ohrenel?.
- And for that I give 500 rubles!.
Mother-in-law agreed, and poured vodka.
- And pour me, mom, 50 more.
- You go the limit!.
- Here is tyscha.
Mother-in-law took the money and poured vodka.
- And let us, my mother, have a drink together. I had a thousand women!.
Mother-in-law agreed, and drank vodka.
- And let us, I 'll give you in the eye!.
- Are you absolutely stunned!! .
- I'm for it three thousand ladies!.
Mother-in-law agreed, and the man ka -ak stands were from the heart. Mother-in-law - with hooves.
Then the bell rings, the man picks it up, and then his wife:.
- My dear, you gave my mother a pension?.
- In the process, my dear, in the process.
We met with the accident TsRUshnik KGBshnikom on neutral ground (in.
Switzerland somewhere), we decided to drink familiarity. Sitting in a restaurant.
kvass, talking.
TsRUshnik:.
- What, you do pigs! . In.
Czechoslovakia have spoiled the whole raspberries. But already in Chile we played!.
our:.
- Chile?. September. So we were all on the potatoes!.
- Yesterday I went to bed early.
- Yes? .
- It does not matter. I went to bed yesterday!.
The test for honesty.
Insert the missing letter in a word:.
I. AE.
If you find ' KITCHEN ' you - a decent man.
Odessa banker refers to the Secretary, his right hand:.
- Fima, buy me some beautiful Dachshunds. Here's five hundred dollars.
- Five hundred dollars. - Slow Fima. - And you still want to have first-class taxes?.
- Here's another two hundred.
- So you think that the seven hundred dollars is enough?.
- Okay, I give you eight hundred, but, in my opinion, this is too much. Come at last!.
Fima hides the money in your wallet and goes to exit, but stops at the door and asks:.
- Excuse me, but what is the fees?.
Blame the woman what she did not commit, then - to give her an idea.
The lady in the store trying on dress:.
- You know, I'm a little bit of chest presses.
- It seems to me to have a very good sit!.
- No, you misunderstood me. I am a toad presses.
Rabinovich orders in the pharmacy a laxative and prevents the pharmacist that.
wants to take immediately. Pharmacist asks how far it lives.
buyer, and therefore is compounding drugs.
Once a week Rabinovich comes again, a pharmacist interested in:.
- Well, acted as it should?.
- No, two meters before.
it:.
- When going on vacation with you breakfast in bed!.
He:.
- And you blow in the morning!.
it:.
- I feel this will be my breakfast, b %% % b.
- Hey, Nicholas, where are you going with a flashlight in a pozdnotu going?.
- It is necessary to go to his fiancee.
- Well, you coward! .
- Here, here. When I first saw your wife, I immediately thought.
Mother-in-law washed his pants, the content ( and grandmother preziki ) laid out, then I slept, because I remember what to buy, t. to. were separated. 2:00 on the defensive, I nearly killed my. And then mother-in-law zalupnula ' Docha, I rzhu 2:00 long so do not laugh, but that the contents of your jeans. '.
The owner, tired of guests:.
- Soon will take the last bus!.
Guests ( in unison ):.
- Nothing, nothing, will soon be the first tram!.
The teacher:.
- Little Johnny, get out of class!.
- For what?.
- Over the door!.
- Why?.
- On the floor!.
At the fairground booth. It turns out athlete takes a lemon and squeezes out of it with one hand a glass of juice. After that, the audience looks around and asks:.
- Well, someone from the audience is ready to repeat the number?.
It turns out a puny little man, takes the already squeezed lemon and squeezes out of it two more glasses of juice. Strongman in wonder:.
- Who are you? .
- I? .
- Waiter, why am I in the soup floats a fly?.
- It's nonsense, five minutes later she had drowned.
- Yes, but it swims breaststroke!.
Masha married gathered in Vanka, and Lyuba she says:.
- ' Are you stupid? . curve '.
- ' And what of him shoot me or something. ? .
A: In 2012 in Russia, just choose the Presidents of D. A. Medvedev!.
B: Oh! .
play!.
A: You'll see, we have such a mentality, simply choose from.
pity.
The office of three men sit for an interview for a new job.
First name, comes. Conducting an interview immediately asks the question:.
- The first thing you see, looking at me?.
- Yes, it's just - you do not have ears.
- Get out and that I will not see here anymore!.
The second comes, same situation:.
- The first thing you see, looking at me?.
- Ummm, you do not have ears.
- Fuck away!.
Coming out of the second study warns of the third:.
- Listen, that you did not ask, do not say that he has no ears!.
Comes third question is totzhe:.
- The first thing you see, looking at me?.
- Do you have contact lenses!.
- My son, how did you know that I have a lens?.
- Man, are you stupid? .
Six seasons of ' Lost ', and you in the nuthouse. Several seasons of ' House', and are you the chief doctor.
- Lucy, what are you doing now?.
- All in the business!.
- I slowly take off with you all the obligations.
- Honey, let 's have sex?.
The Son is not sleeping.
- No, he sleeps.
Yes, there is the same, well, see:.
- my son, please bring some water. ( Silence ).
- well, let's.
Wild sex, a raging orgasm, both settled back in ecstasy, and suddenly a voice from the darkness.
- And how long I'll be with a mug of water to stand?.
A friend - a friend:.
- You lent Ivan three thousand dollars, and he ran off with your wife!.
- I'm not stupid enough to borrow money just.
When you open the album with a beautiful girl named ' My Pussy ', hope does not die until the last.
Waitress:.
- In the case of the collapse of the liner is fed through the anesthesia mask automatically ejected.
A friend - a friend, long vidilis:.
- How did you meet your wife?.
- First floor, I go into the elevator, she comes to me with a neck. I ask:.
' - Fourth? '.
It is ( modestly so):.
'- The second. '.
- And we went. Although it seems was the third time, and now the ninth. month.
If a Russian favorite toast, 'Well, let's go! ', Explain what he did at the start Gagarin?.
He sits with the rest of the employee and discusses a fashion magazine:.
- Oh, now back in vogue are cowards early 60.
After some thought, the entire office provides:.
- This is what happens, I now fashionable?.
Husband - wife:.
- I'm going to cook dinner!.
- Seriously?.
- With God's help.
-??.
- Will you help me, my goddess?.
Wife - grandmother - her husband, the grandfather:.
- Do you ever cheated on me?.
- It was once, in his youth. You too, Grandma, I'm sorry.
- Okay, forgive.
- Then the kiss. Well, that's good. So, forgive. By the way, and you cheated on me?.
- Ah! .
- And to be honest, as a spirit?.
- Then the kiss and forgive 15 times.
- What is the secret of a happy married life?.
- We must cherish personal secrets.
All men and all women want one thing, but sometimes there are twins.
investigator:.
- We are looking for Petrov, Ivan Sergeyevich citizen on suspicion of felony. Do you know this person?.
- Yes, this is my twin brother.
- Appearance can be described?.
Beer belly - a sign of loyalty to the men.
Rookie squad Rabinovich complained that he had stolen a piece of bacon tables. The commander is building in the barracks room and asks:.
- Which one of you stole Rabinovich bacon?.
And suddenly slaps his forehead:.
- But listen, Private Rabinowitz, Jews do not eat pork!.
- It is not for my meal, comrade Sgt.. It is me on those occasions when we make a forced march, and I rubbed blisters. I then lubricate these places bacon.
Then the commander marched orderly and appropriate reports:.
- Comrade Sergeant, Private Sidorenko tears!.
I understand why in 2012 would be the end of the world.
Just imagine: pozavylupitsya of eggs in the Sea of Japan, Godzilla.
grow up. Swims to shore and say:.
- Well, Che, you know, the dragons feed. Come on give me a.
a virgin!.
The whole world is looking, looking for virgins, and finally found it! .
- What is this?.
- Virgin. Novodvorskaya.
It's a shame, yes.
In the administration of government:.
- From the tsunami in Japan?.
- The chief wanted to indulge in surfing.
- You are accused of creating an organized criminal group and.
bank robbery. What can you say in your defense?.
- Your honor, I deny the first charge! .
organize the kitchen can not!.
Rabinovich is a medical examination and was terribly nervous:.
- The doctor is asking you, do not attribute to my guns! .
I can not hear the shooting.
- Do not be afraid: they shoot so loud that you can not it does not.
hear.
Two friends:.
- Yesterday finally admitted Svetka!.
- This is the fifth - year after the wedding?!.
- What I have three mistresses!.
...
dropping from the bar to the Shoot foot freshman.
- I've got religion this semester, I did yesterday, the gospel.
read.
- So what?.
- Damn, really raised.
The doctor first cosmonaut recalled:.
- First, looking smart, but they were not very healthy. then.
picking up healthy, but there was little smart. And, finally, came to.
compromise - were selected in the cosmonaut to the best of smart and.
healthy.
Seven thousand hedgehogs can kill an elephant, but can not eat. How in the world of senseless brutality.
Computer wizard to call:.
- So, as you have a copper bowl?.
- Nope, but you why?.
- Oh, your printer cover.
The fact that the critical days for the pessimist to an optimist - Pre.
news.
Very frightened ostrich killed a mole!.
Even in kindergarten, kindergarten teacher told us that the boys are trying to thread a needle stick, and the girls to plant a needle on a thread, while forgetting to mention Freud's uncle.
- Honey, we've got something to eat?.
- Go on a horse dick bite, the third day of the mare does not slazit.
Prince Ivan walked and walked in the house around the Frog Princess, everything kept going, kept going, finally got in mind. Removes pants, take a frog and sadit to his 'instrument'.
- Kwa? .
- Family life, - said Ivan.
The woman - a creature that is pleasant to touch, not only outside but also inside.
A lot of girls and did not realize that leaving the punishment for the guy without sex for a week, in fact, leave yourself without sex for a week.
- Today at work we came to the SWAT.
- So what?.
- Almost Gauss: patstalom lay the whole office!.
Gypsy comes to a young girl:.
- Let me tell your fortune!.
- Do you believe in God, believe in it I?.
From Jehovah's witness Roma fought back all the gypsy encampment.
Girl:.
- I did not give him my phone because it was completely untenable in bed.
A man goes through the village, carrying manure. Dumped in one of the courtyards.
The hostess, evaluating the quality of raw materials, admiring:.
- What is a good manure, but you have!.
Man:.
- Duc!. No shit we carry!.
- What better to wash down authentic Mexican cuisine?.
- Tequila.
- A German cuisine?.
- Beer.
- A Italian cuisine?.
- Wine.
- A Russian cuisine?.
- A Russian cuisine does not have to drink and a snack!.
Sitting on the tram a young expectant mother with a big belly. Skirts self- avsem not visible, only the bare feet. It takes the old man on the way out, she smiles:.
- The son will have you.
It all shines and asks:.
- How do you know?.
- See Beard.
Guy goes over the bridge. He looks - she is, jump gathered. He - on the brakes and let her yell:.
- What are you, Mrs.! .
- You do not understand. I have a depression. I do not want to live! .
- Wait a minute! . Upryachu in the hold. We reach Paris. You'll see London, Rome. You will be depressed, and you buete live happily ever after.
and persuaded. Led to the ship and they sailed. Every evening he dropped in to hold it in. He brought her food, water well, and fucked her. And so they sailed two weeks,. One day the captain, making the rounds, found it in the hold. And she prayed:.
- I beg you not to dismiss sailor! . He saved my life. I was so depressed. I almost committed suicide. And he brought me here. He promised that I see London, Paris, Rome. And once again find happiness.
- What is London, a young lady, what Paris? .