The mission of Darwin, or why children get bored at the cinema

Went to the movies with kids. Daughter lost half the picture with a new phone, the son was trying to leave time to time - just at the end looked at the screen without being distracted. And I started thinking - what 's wrong with this cartoon.

The problem is that the cartoon made ​​by adults who (just see) sat at a large table and prihohatyvaya and choking his imagination made ​​a film that should appeal to children. And you need to do this movie adult child. Remember in the movie ' Big ' became an adult child gives advice to producers of toys, explaining what is wrong in their view of the children's entertainment.

No, pigs - and fun to create a well- drawn, but the beginning for the children simply incomprehensible, far more appropriate adolescent - spy (someone somewhere in the darkness steals ), although the target audience of 5-10 years at the cartoon, according to the story. The plot really clobbered, and plundered a piece of the children pulled out of Toy Story, spy - general mix of the dozens of films. Dialogues - shit. Focus - on the unfunny gags but it worked: farting, dressing Barbie in pigs, chase, which, of course, experienced agents, people are fucked up.

Children broke out only in those moments. And it would be good cartoon only one of them and was. But the fantasy authors went further and created a monster out of toasters, and the finale turned into a tearful melodrama about moles. Isolation slurred - the main villain cried after Darwin's deeply felt speech (the main pig ) and stopped the attack.

So we went out and forgot. Cartoon was - there was no. no difference. Disney screwed up again. Not given to them in recent pictures.

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